发贴：dlcat

谁有我考的问题多:

上去,门开,无人.

过会一个高大的胖子从厕所出,知道是此人,互点头致意,胖子进门,估计在里边整理裤子拉链,过了两分钟才进去.

我问:my I sit down?

考官说:*&*^%(大意是可以,我一听口音,完了,美音加某些古怪的accent,好象是jew)

问名字,是否工作,对了一下,然后开MP3录音,改革啊.然后重复问了一遍.

where are u from?

are u working or studying?

what r u doing now?

where did u graduate?

do u satisfact ur salary?

which did you need when u get  ur job?

what do u do for relax in the evening?

kao,老头还挺色,都老大不小的人了还让我装纯,我就说看英超,上网,装纯

do u go out for relax in the evening?

kao,还不死心,想get some sex information从我这里,装,I am a quiet man,do not go out,I do not like drink in the bar or hear the noise such as disco music.And I feel dangerous go out in the evening.(I am so pure man)

老头郁闷了.开始折磨我

do u feel the time is too fast or too slowly at some times?

我有些蒙,就pardon?然后明白了,是问你觉得时间有时快有时慢么?中文说有的人都不能一下理解,知道自己不配合的下场了.然后就说,yes,i feel the time go so fast when yesterday  I doing my reading and writing task ielts exam,I do even not finish my writing task.now I feel the time is too slowly,because I am not good at my oral english.本以为他能笑,但是没效果.

do u wear watch?

我不带表十多年了.why ,watching time from mobile phone.

do u think it is important thing this ****on time?

古代不用,没有accurate time tools,现在是,rhythm so fast in modern life &we can get accurate time,这里我有点方寸乱了这个问题我知道,但没准备,最后总结的时候自己说的有些complex了

character in film的那个

man &women 's  admire character different?

aggressive brave fragility形容词往上凑吧.

what kind of character the people will admire in futhure?(这题有人遇到么,我都晕了,未来人喜欢什么样的角色,这种问题一般人还真理解不了.我也不客气了,what means of %^&)然后说一样的,和现在差不多

which program do you watch ervery day?

我说我是男的,只看足球,电视根本不看,太假了.

violent prone film effect on people?

我说这是昨天的写作题目,然后就把作文说了一遍.

这时我有点受不了了,这老头好象尿完尿后想拿我娱乐,就整的有点不爽的样子,他才放我走,最后理解的和我握手,祝我成绩好,工作好.

最后一个逃窜出来的,下一波的眼镜老疑惑的看着我，别人都进去考了一段时间了,我怎么才出来,不会是和老头有一腿.

还有些零碎的问题想不起来了,时间快慢和未来人喜欢什么角色因为pardon了所以记得清楚,还好喝了力保健脑子还够用,要不更载了,jew看来真的比较奇怪,我那个考场基本都是最后走的.